Yes, I know this is a bit late but I’ve been busy. I’m working on a new book series – about a group of girls who have lots of disasters – does it sound familiar?! It’s not a new Emily Sparkes series but I can’t help writing about calamities, they make me laugh. Like, just […]
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Entries by Ruth Fitzgerald
We made it. 24 terrible jokes and one more sleep! Have a fantastic Christmas everyone! What did Adam say this morning? It’s Christmas, Eve!
Two more sleeps and two more jokes (what do you mean, ‘Good’?) Why didn’t Santa win the Apprentice? Because he got the sack!
Only three more jokes left to endure – I mean enjoy. What’s a snowman’s favourite lunch? Chilli! (Also enjoyed by snowmen and children)
This one is for Emily’s Dad. If you’ve read the disco Disaster you’ll know why! What do you call a singing elf? A wrapper!
What kind of insect hates Christmas? A humbug! I know, I know but I’m running out!
I’ve got loads more jokes – not many funny ones though… How does Santa drain his carrots? In an advent colander!
Today I put up lights on the bushes outside my house. I only fell in once. What did father Christmas do to the elves who misbehaved? Gave them the sack!
Day 17 – eeeep! This time next week it’ll be Christmas Eve!! Which?did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight.
I think they’re getting worse… What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite!