This one is for Emily’s Dad. If you’ve read the disco Disaster you’ll know why! What do you call a singing elf? A wrapper!
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Entries by Ruth Fitzgerald
Today I put up lights on the bushes outside my house. I only fell in once. What did father Christmas do to the elves who misbehaved? Gave them the sack!
What kind of insect hates Christmas? A humbug! I know, I know but I’m running out!
I’ve got loads more jokes – not many funny ones though… How does Santa drain his carrots? In an advent colander!
Day 17 – eeeep! This time next week it’ll be Christmas Eve!! Which?did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight.
I think they’re getting worse… What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite!
Today I bought a teapot shaped like a Christmas pudding… What? What does someone who’s scared of Santa suffer from? Claus-trophobia!
I bought a Christmas pudding teapot today. That’s not the joke… What do snowmen do at the weekend? Chill out.
Chloe wouldn’t like this one. Do you know why? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?
I made this up. You can tell. Who is the Penguin Prime Minister? Freezer May!