So, we’re in double figures on the advent calendar! Why was James Bond hiding in Santa’s toy factory? Because he was a mince spy. Look – I said they were jokes – I never said they were funny jokes..
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Emily’s favourite breakfast is Cocoa Crispies – but she sometimes leaves them too long and gets Cocoa Soggies instead. What’s a *snowman’s favourite breakfast? Ice Crispies! *This also applies to snowwomen, showgirls and snowboys.
To celebrate everything Christmassy and Christmas-ish and Christmas-like, I’ve written a special Emily Sparkes short story called Emily Sparkes and the Wonderland Worries. It’s completely FREE to read and download. Hoorah! In the story, Emily and her friends head off to the local park which has been transformed into a ‘Winter Wonderland’ – or has […]
Blame my daughter again… What is green and croaky and hangs from the ceiling at Christmas? Mistletoad!
Chloe likes jokes that involve shopping. Chloe likes anything that involves shopping… Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!
This one is from Emily, because she’s a little obsessed with advent calendars. Why are advent calendars getting less popular? Because they’re days are numbered!!
Yule like this one… What’s Santa’s favourite pizza? Deep-pan, crisp and even!
This has been supplied by my youngest daughter. Why does Santa have a lovely garden? Because he always Ho Ho Hoes!
Emily’s Dad loves this joke. Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley! Sorry!
What couldn’t the fairy help Santa? Because she had tinselitis! Ho ho ho!