Emily Sparkes and the Christmas Joke Calendar – Day 9 December 9, 2018/in Christmas, jokes /by Ruth FitzgeraldEmily’s favourite breakfast is Cocoa Crispies – but she sometimes leaves them too long and gets Cocoa Soggies instead. What’s a *snowman’s favourite breakfast? Ice Crispies! *This also applies to snowwomen, showgirls and snowboys.